I had to let/make you read this. I don't know how they always know what to say:
Leo
July 22 - August 22
After a few days that were a bit serious, dear Leo, today you awake with a light heart and boundless energy! Your capacity for seduction will be at its peak, so why not use it to your advantage? Your associates at work, in particular, will yield to your wishes - and your influence extends through all levels of the organization. If you've been thinking about asking your boss for a raise, by all means do it today!
Bassel: It's true, I've had some ver serious days lately and today I woke up with a light heart and a boner, oops, I mean boundless energy. I didn't get a chance to use it for my advantage though. Which in turn leads to my capacity for seduction to be through the roof. And since everyone is on vacation but the interns it's also true that they will yield to all my wished. Of course I can feel confident in asking my boss for a raise today without being afraid of being turned down, if he's not there he can't turn me down. So you see, they were right, the SOBs new how to take a normal bad day and rub it in my face. Thank God I woke up with a light heart. Now if I can only figure out what to do with the wwwwhhhhoooopppssiiiee.
Posted by: bassel at July 8, 2005 02:24 AMAnd if you liked that, you'll LOVE this!
http://www.michaelhodges.com/stuff/funny/2008cc1.swf
That was pretty funny but good lord, couldn't she at least dress presidential. If it was for the fishnet she's wearing I'd vote for her.
Posted by: bassel at July 9, 2005 09:54 AM