February 28, 2007
Sarcasm
*sigh*
Hey! Hey buddy!
How's it going?
It's... it's going ok how's it going with you?
Oh this is shaping up to be a bee-autiful day hee hee hee yaah...
You're full of... you're full of sarcasm this morning aren't you?
How did you guess Einstein? hehe
I could tell by the.. by the way you pitched your voice.
Do you know what today is?
What?
Sarcastic Wednesday!
Ah!
Didn't you bring your sarcasm?
Yes I did. It's gonna be the best day of the whole year.
There you go.
And everything is going to come up roses today.
Yeah. Another day in paradise.
Yeah today is when the boss brings us all the money and throws it at our feet.
Right the big bags with the big dollar signs on it...
hehe
...that tinkle tinkle tinkle with coinage.
Today is the day that we get promoted and everybody says how much they love us.
Yeah then we'll say stuff like, gee I wonder what surprises await us today in the land of fairies and elves.
Today everybody will love every idea I suggest. I'll say I think we should blow this up.. Good idea... great idea... I love that one. What? boy! You are a genius!
I think boy, I'd rather be in my cubicle than anywhere else in the whole world!
Oh! it's already 5 o'clock I wish we could start the day over, don't you?
Yeah. I love working overtime.
Yeah.
Honey - honey, I can't do anything tonight cause I have to do some extra work for work.
Good job! Are you getting paid for that?
No but it's fun!
That's just what I needed. That's how sick I am!
You know what I love? Hey can you guys stay late? We're gonna get a pizza.Hey great! Whoa! That's wonderful compensation for free work!
We're gonna do large amounts of work just for a slice of pepperoni.
I love Sarcastic Wednesday!
