Unbelievably Boring

Ha!

Did You Know? Excessive Warcraft Play Can Anger Girlfriend
*/Waves to Girlfriend*
10 Tips For Handling An Irate Girlfriend

1. Buy her cookies. That usually wins you points for the night.

2. Tell her to come read or work in the room you play in. She'll feel like you spend time together, and won't act ignored.

3. Buy her beer. That one always works. She'll be asleep in no time.

4. Try to get her to play WoW with you. "It's more fun when we play together! Be an elf, then you can be tall and leggy!" Whoops.

4a. But don't tell anyone online she's your girlfriend. She gets kind of touchy about that.

5. Buy her shiny baubles.

6. Never, ever tell the people online: "I gotta log off guys, my girlfriend wants me to spend time with her." Instead, why not look like a champ, and make your girlfriend happy at the same time. "I gotta log off, guys, my girlfriend is great in the sack and I'm not missing out on it tonight."

7. You notice that 1,3, and 5 all started with "Buy her" something? I'm breaking the pattern. Don't buy that b*tch a thing. She should understand your gaming needs.

8. Oh, she left you did she? That's fine. More time for Molten Core raids.

9. But the wedding dress you tailored for her, and the engagement ring you got at the auction house? What to do? Send them to your new online girlfriend. She never tells you to clean the apartment. (Just make sure she's really a "she", okay?)

10. Repeat. The girl will be back. Nerds are irresistible.

Posted by elsie at April 11, 2007 09:00 AM