July 30, 2003
City Emerald Green
There is a city emerald green,
I like to dream of while I sweep,
No one is blue, no one is mean
Not in my city emerald green.
There is a lady in dazzling white,
Gives me red shoes that sparkle bright,
She's nice to me but it's kind of wierd,
She says "Darla Cosette, there's no place like here!"
I know a place of abundant quirks,
I know a place without cruel jerks,
And in this place, though it sounds absurd,
They laugh the day away without harsh words.
There is a city emerald green,
I've many friends that gather nigh
Hidden amid the poppy fields
From lions, tigers, bears... oh my!
From Les Miserascals
July 26, 2003
A Day at the Beach
I went to Rhode Island today. It was a beautiful day at the beach. Here is a picture of me with my son, Matthew. He really liked the water, but preferred to stay out of it. I went for a little swim. I love the ocean.
July 25, 2003
The Boyfriend
One of the funniest episodes ever of Seinfeld was The Boyfriend(2). Of course, each episode is a classic. I found the script here and it is hilarious.
Kramer enters
KRAMER: What's going on?
JERRY: Keith Hernandez just asked me to help him move.
KRAMER: What? Well, you hardly know the guy…. What a nerve. You see wasn't I right about this guy? Didn't I tell you? Now, you're not going to do it are you?
JERRY: … I said yes.
KRAMER: YOU SAID YES!? Don't you have any pride or self respect? I mean, how can you prostitute yourself like this? I mean what are you going to do? You're going to start driving him to the airport?
JERRY: I'm NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT! ..
KRAMER: yeah yeah
JERRY: hey Kramer do me a favor .
KRAMER: What?
JERRY: Don't mention it to anybody.
KRAMER: I wish you never mentioned it to ME. exits
July 24, 2003
Top Search Strings
A search string is the words you search for with a search engine. I prefer google. Each month I can check the statistics for my website. For the month of for July 2003, this is what I got.
Top 10 Search Strings for elsiesdomain.com
1. boner.com
2. www.boner.com
3. boner. com
4. where is my appendix
5. binary clock
6. love profusion
7. elsiesdomain freddy
8. pictures monkeys eating pizza
9. strawberry shortcake midi
10. www.boner. com
11. 80's strawberry shortcake gif
12. a nightmare on elmstreet part 4 pictures
13. boner.com funny
14. boner.com pictures
15. childrens stories or poems on measuring an inch
16. elsie clock
17. elsiesdomain
18. freddy krugger pictures
19. i got whiplash
20. inchworm inchworm measuring the marigolds
21. inchworm measuring the marigolds
22. inchworm two and two are four
23. just elsie's blog
24. little helper's complete kitchen free shipping
25. midi poem lovely as a tree
26. my appendix hurts
27. nasty cockroach pictures
28. sshnuke get
29. tied to a tree tickle
30. trip pictures foxwoods
31. two and two are four and song lyrics
32. what do i do with this boner
33. where are my appendix
34. where are my appendix and kidneys
35. you are tank from the matrix. loyal till the end
July 20, 2003
Good Fortune
Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you.
Lucky numbers 5, 11, 12, 15, 40, 43
July 19, 2003
Bonjour, Canada
I just wanna give a shout-out to all my friends in Canada. I noticed today that my website has gotten 11 hits from Canada this month! That's pretty cool.
I live in Amherst, Massachusetts in the U.S. I speak some French. I'll be taking my third semester of French this coming fall at the University.
You like my website, aye? Thanks, Canada.
A bientôt!
July 18, 2003
Hollywood
I just bought the single for Hollywood by Madonna. She has the best remixes.
Everybody comes to Hollywood
They wanna make it in the neighborhood
They like the smell of it in Hollywood
How could it hurt you when it looks so good
Shine your light now
This time it's gotta be good
You get it right now
'Cause you're in Hollywood
But the counting crows have the best lyrics. From Mr. Jones...
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why
and we don't know how
But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just
about as happy as I can be
Man, I wish I was beautiful.
July 14, 2003
Out Sick
July 10, 2003
Wasting time
I'll be taking my final exam today for History 100, Western Thought. I'm a little nervous. I don't usually test well. And there's alot of material to be covered on this exam. We'll discuss the rise of christianity to the reformation, and humanism. Wish me luck.
I've been at umass for one year now. I have completed 20 credits here. I like it, but I'm really looking forward to graduating....
July 09, 2003
Life
Life is tough. But everyone does it. Most people get through it. Everyone gets lost, has heartache, and knows failure eventually. Some people have it worse than others. But hang in there - it gets better!