There were two nuns with their Mother Superior driving along the motorway when they were involved in a serious accident and they were all killed. They went to Heaven and arrived at the Pearly Gates where St Peter was waiting for them.
He said to the nuns, "before I can let you in to heaven you each have to answer a question. Don't worry because they are all quite easy."
Then St Peter asked the first nun, "where did Adam meet the first woman?"
The Nun replied, "in the Garden Of Eden."
"Correct," said St Peter, "in you go." Then he turned to the second Nun and asked, "what was the name of the first woman in the garden of Eden?"
The second Nun replied, "her name was Eve."
"Quite right," said St Peter and then he said to the Mother Superior, "this one is a bit more difficult for you in view of your position in the Church. What did Eve say when she first saw Adam in the garden of Eden?"
"Ooh, that's a hard one," murmured the Mother Superior.
"That is correct," said St Peter, "in you go."
That's right! I finished my 2007 tax return. I'm glad to have taken care of it early.
Also, I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico (no kidding)!